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Post by ECM on Oct 25, 2011 23:32:38 GMT -5
Question: for those of you that have mistakenly banged hookers (haven' we all?) what do you do when you learn that the hottie you thought was totally into you actually expects payment after the deed is done?
I ask because this sort of thing seems to happen in movies a fair amount and the guy *always* ends up paying.
Personally, I believe in truth in labeling laws and if I should ever, accidentally, bang a hooker and she isn't clear upfront about the situation, the best she can expect is "BWHAHAHAHA!" and "where's the free clinic you fucking whore?" and "getting hit in the face hurts, doesn't it, you fucking whore?", but she sure as shit isn't getting a dime out of me.
(I should also note that it isn't necessarily easy for the untrained eye to discern a whore from a hot chick that just wants to waste her best years shagging every guy she meets because she was raised to hate herself, so this could happen even to you!)
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Post by elchevalier on Oct 26, 2011 0:01:41 GMT -5
Sounds out of a really lame "adult" comedy.
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Post by ECM on Oct 26, 2011 0:07:25 GMT -5
Although I find it unlikely that I'd ever be in this situation, there's no way in hell that I'd pay. Taking care of the pimp could be a bit of a hassle, though. My good man, all you need to do to deal w/ a pimp is wait behind the door for Mr. Velvet to come through then, bam!, chair over the head. I don't care how big/well-armed you are--you get hit with a chair over the head, and extracting payment is going to be the least of your problems. (Especially hotel furniture which is designed to withstand the corpulent carcasses of far too many Americans, i.e. that shit is sturdy and practically designed to double as an implement of destruction.)
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Post by kog3100edw on Nov 1, 2011 15:38:33 GMT -5
I dunno. This reads an awful lot like a 'I have this friend...' kinda statement. Come clean, dude.
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CHI
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Post by CHI on Nov 2, 2011 9:38:33 GMT -5
So what'd you end up doing, ECM?
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Post by ECM on Nov 2, 2011 10:20:47 GMT -5
First, I beat the prostitute unconscious.
Then I waited for the pimp to show up and broke a hotel room chair over his skull.
Finally, I put both of them in the tub and dissolved their mouldering corpses w/ acid.
Sure, it was a lot of work--and sure, it would have been easier and more expedient to pay--but if I learned anything from CHI, it's: punch first, and skip the questions.
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CHI
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Post by CHI on Nov 2, 2011 11:30:11 GMT -5
I'm just glad you got laid for free.
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Post by kog3100edw on Nov 3, 2011 3:58:19 GMT -5
Hopefully you either got on down to the 'clinic' for a doc's looksee or you dipped your wick in some Pine-Sol.
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Post by ECM on Nov 3, 2011 8:49:28 GMT -5
I pack my own penicillin on trips.
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