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Post by arcadehero on May 22, 2014 17:26:04 GMT -5
In stupid areas of gaming, people are having discussions about how the huge knockers that one of the characters has in the game is offensive or will hurt sales or is distracting us from receiving deep artsy storytelling in games. I'm guessing this means that for Tecmo KOEI, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED as people are talking about the game a bit. Here's the image getting people all hot and bothered:  Ladies and gentlemen, your Lords of the Game Media, always outraged over something:  I guess its news that people, particularly guys, over 12 don't like bewbs? For the rest of us not getting all upset over the dumbest possible reasons to dislike HW, here's the official website: www.gamecity.ne.jp/zelda/introduction.html  In a few of the shots from the gallery you can see pieces from the trailer but they have noticeable improvements in the textures and lighting.  I was already sold from the first trailer on this one but it's looking more polished which is a bonus. Too bad it won't be ready next month. |
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Post by ECM on May 22, 2014 17:44:44 GMT -5
Ya know what's amazing about the Western left these days? They are, for all intents and purposes, Puritans without the deity.
Which is bad news for Ben Kuchera, virgin-for-life*, because any woman worth having is going to find such self-abasing, 'white knight'** and puritanical behavior, utterly and completely revolting.
(Remember: this whole thing is a package deal--you will almost *never* find a male that only goes halfway in on this sort of behavior, so if Ben here is terrified about a pair of completely covered, cartoon, breasts, you can be sure this bleeds into every aspect of his sorry, shut-in, life, where he spends every single night stroking himself raw over gay midget shemale furry porn.)
Also: LMFAO! Gamers are going to be put off by large breasts! ROFL! Way to not understand your audience at all, Ben!
Exit question: who is Ben Kuchera and why should anyone--especially the women he's desperate to show how he's a caring, generous, kind, and misunderstood soul who only wants to be your beta-orbiting*** friend-for-life--care??
*Or, if he's married, cuckold-for-life.
**I hate that phrase, but that's because I've been prattling on about 'signaling mechanisms' for the better part of 15-years, back when nobody noticed this except a tiny handful of guys that figured it out by dint of hard-won, painful, experience.
***He wants to get in your pants, ladies, period, don't be as self-deluded as this guy is, thanks.
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Post by arcadehero on May 22, 2014 17:52:38 GMT -5
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Post by ECM on May 22, 2014 17:55:47 GMT -5
Ah, now it makes sense:  Who wouldn't fall in love w/ a balding, overweight, white dude, w/ bad teeth! Certainly no self-respecting mail-order bride, that's for sure! (Note: if you are fat, balding, bad teeth-having white dude, you can compensate for *all* of those problems, but not--I REPEAT NOT--by being a self-abasing, pathetic, omega male. Not only is this guy physically repellent, but his self-cuckolding *IS* female poison, PERIOD, so while the right attitude can overcome all of those defects*, adding a shitty, pedestalizing, attitude only triples-down on the already wildly negative, visual, first impression.) P.S. And yes, I am sick-to-death of the state of the modern, ball-less, male and I've had waaaay the hell more of it than I can take. There *is* a happy medium between respecting women and being a man, but these guys have no idea where that balance is and choose, instead, the path of self-castrated court eunuch to that of being a man in any meaningful sense of the word. *Yes, I said "defects", but you can fix all of them by joining a gym, brushing your teeth, and styling your hair with some panache (or, failing that, wearing a ball cap). If my characterization upsets you--and it isn't upsetting you enough to do anything about it--then it clearly isn't a. that upsetting or b. you'd rather whine, cry, moan and act the victim--like Ben probably does in his free time--than make the 'hard' decision to make the necessary adjustments to not be upset by comments like this by remedying the issues. Because that takes work. And effort. And that's hard and stuff. (There's also c. which involves simply not caring but, if you don't care, then you shouldn't be upset.) |
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Post by arcadehero on May 22, 2014 17:58:48 GMT -5
That image certainly has an air of "I wonder what boobies feel like in my hands" about it
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Post by ECM on May 22, 2014 18:02:18 GMT -5
I think you mean "I wonder what cock in my mouth tastes like"!
/racist
/homophobe
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Post by arcadehero on May 22, 2014 18:27:14 GMT -5
Oh I doubt there is any wonder there.
Anyways, Hyrule Warriors! How about it?
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Post by ECM on May 22, 2014 18:29:45 GMT -5
I'm a bit leery since it's, ya know, more Musou (and I hit my fill on Musou years ago), but now I'm honor-bound to buy it, if only to stick it to self-loathing toads like Kuchera.
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Post by Joshelplex on May 22, 2014 18:32:05 GMT -5
I like how the idea that boob alienate anyone is a thought someone in the gaming media could have. Boobs have basically driven entire franchise, genres and even entire companies to rollicking success (KT and DoA5)
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Post by ECM on May 22, 2014 18:45:05 GMT -5
He's OK w/ boobs in the porn he guzzles by the gigabyte, just not so much (when they're clothed!) in videogames.
Because feminism??
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Post by arcadehero on May 22, 2014 18:54:33 GMT -5
I'm a bit leery since it's, ya know, more Musou (and I hit my fill on Musou years ago), but now I'm honor-bound to buy it, if only to stick it to self-loathing toads like Kuchera. I'm fortunate in that I've never really gone overboard on them. I own maybe three musou games out of the 9000 that they have produced. |
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Post by Borsalio on May 23, 2014 0:43:00 GMT -5
Note that Kuchera has a long, storied history of failure, featuring such hits as "KOF13 is racist" and last year's Pre-E3 article "The PS4 will totally have DRM and nuke used games like the Xbox One." He was so terrible that he got the Penny Arcade Report closed (and if Penny Arcade says you're terrible, well...), and the fact that he went to Polygon to join Arthur Gies, the only man who can match his terribleness, is, well, just great.
Anyway, Zelda Musou. I like Musou and I like it when it has characters I recognize better than the usual ROTK set. Plus, there's at least a 30% chance Tingle is playable. So I'll buy it.
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